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Unlikely things to read on a shampoo bottle
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Tested on animals their eyes fell out but their hair looked lovely
Contains extract of avocado though to be honest we've no idea if that's a good thing or not
May contain traces of asbestos
For really disgusting greasey hair
40% proof
See doctor in case of contact with skin
Caution!!! do not get wet
why are you reading this shampoo bottle
Your hair is s**t
instructions for use it's shampoo for christ sake work it out for yourself
Ideal for itchy scalps. guaranteed to give you one
Contains essential oils for shiny hair and a wet nose
With extract of vanilla for people who like their to smell like custard
Contents Shampoo
For mature ladies to help colour those grey hairs also availble in minge - sized bottles
Contains extract of jojoba, and extract of hobo
May cause alopecia
enjoy all the best unclem
Posted by
unclem
Joke Rating
5.6 - 3 votes