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Title Unlikely things to read on a shampoo bottle
Joke Tested on animals their eyes fell out but their hair looked lovely

Contains extract of avocado though to be honest we've no idea if that's a good thing or not

May contain traces of asbestos

For really disgusting greasey hair

40% proof

See doctor in case of contact with skin

Caution!!! do not get wet

why are you reading this shampoo bottle

Your hair is s**t

instructions for use it's shampoo for christ sake work it out for yourself

Ideal for itchy scalps. guaranteed to give you one

Contains essential oils for shiny hair and a wet nose

With extract of vanilla for people who like their to smell like custard

Contents Shampoo

For mature ladies to help colour those grey hairs also availble in minge - sized bottles

Contains extract of jojoba, and extract of hobo

May cause alopecia



enjoy all the best unclem

Posted by unclem
Joke Rating  5.6 - 3 votes